and if all is going according to plan, I'll materialise right here at 11:37AM on Friday. This is just a courtesy note to make sure you're ot standing in this spot at the time. Things might get quite messy if you are. Also, I won't be arriving in a delorean, be naked, or be half man half fly. This isn't the fucking movies you know...
- Craig
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Male beagle found 11:30 AM on Tuesday, April 20, croner at 14th and Pine. Approximately six months of age. Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken.
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- Please keep the door closed!!! Thank you!!!
- Please don't use Comic Sans - we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand.
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