The First of Her Size, the Unburnt, Queen of McDonalds, Queen of the Dressing and the Cheesy Potatoes and the First Bakers, Khaleesi of the Great Cola Sea, Breaker of Crab Legs, and Mother of Burgers.
An ex gf of mine was a "fat chick" as in she'd get fat really easily and it would show because she was 5ft. The reason I stayed with her was because her fat would go STRAIGHT TO HER TITS AND ASS. She had the body shape of a black woman and the looks … read more →