A prince asked a beautiful princess: will you marry me? The princess said: NO. And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked with cute skinny girls and hunted and reaced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, jack daniel's and captain morgan, and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching, and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working, and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell, and had tons of money, and left the toilet seat up. The end.
Don't get married. 75% of marriages end in divorce, 65% of divorces are initiated by the woman. Think of this analogy, You are going skydiving and before you get on the plane they tell you that there are 4 parachutes and only 1 parachute will work. D… read more →
exactly the fucking opposite. when i was a kid, i didn't understand why he doesn't fuck hot peggy. now it is obvious that if you see same women everyday, you won't fuck her after a few months :)
sorry girls. maybe if you work out everyday and have a… read more →
It's pretty fucking embarrassing the amount of people who thought this was supposed to be a dim-witted joke. I believe it's 100% true. I obviously connected with the guy's POV because I think it's sickening watching all of these girls party it up and… read more →