1. Troubles - Master assassin and professional thief. Never turn your back on him.
2. Dirk - Iron jaw and fastest hands on the planet. He will fuck you up.
3. Hordor - Super human strength. His whole vocabulary consists of one word, "Hordor".
4. Tina the Telepath - Moves objects just by thinking about it.
5. Skeptical Sue - It is believed she can see in to the souls of men and discern motives.
6. William - Philosopher, poet, warrior... also gay.
7. Radical Larry - This gui is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.