Need money for kung-fu lessons.
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But I never miss from close range.
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There you are having fun with your family when a fucking ninja appears from under the water and kills you all!
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Cause pulling out just doesn't work.
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My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.
He lives with us every now and then. He is really kind to me - holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.
One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, "This is our special secret."
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