- I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.
- I'd rather just confess to the murder.
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- So I heard you have an invention you'd like to share?
- Yes, I've made a machine which allows me to anally penetrate anyone in the same room remotely.
- Is that right? I don't believe you.
- *beep*
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