- Look! They are chewing on walnuts!
- Did you know that the male squirrel has tiny hooks on the outside of his penis?
- Yes I do, Kate. I do.
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- Hello Doctor, I've been having trouble with my eyes, they're swollen...
- You've been watching too much porn on the Internet, I'm afraid.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playgrouds is where I spent most of my days
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- This train is on the wrong track. It's going for the old canyon!
- The railroad switch! You have a lasso... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- No.
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Upon drawing this card user must fart a tornado and drop his pipe on a surprised dog.
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- Pa...
- Yes, Madelyn?
- I's pregnant.
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Give it back, you're a dog. It doesn't even fit.
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Captain America! I command you to wank!
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