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Justin Bieber's Facebook

My name is Justin Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name.

God dammit I'm a human and I have rights too. Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.

I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS.

Oct 27th, 2011 @ 15:49 GMT

facebook, justin bieber

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Origami

Print out this template 2 times, cute them out and cut the lines in.
Close enough.

Oct 27th, 2011 @ 09:42 GMT

close, origami

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Pocket computers

Oct 26th, 2011 @ 11:22 GMT

computers

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Because you rack disciprin

Oct 25th, 2011 @ 22:09 GMT

eggs, limes

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Meanwhile, on tumblr

Oct 25th, 2011 @ 07:42 GMT

cats, meanwhile in, photography

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Can't be unseen

Oct 24th, 2011 @ 17:47 GMT

dick, sex, trap

7 comments »

Anne Frank on Twitter

Just noticed Twitter keeps propmting me to "Add a location to your tweets". Not falling for that one.

Oct 24th, 2011 @ 11:57 GMT

anne frank, internet, twitter

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Now I can get fat

Oct 23rd, 2011 @ 22:38 GMT

fat, marriage, women

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You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker

Oct 23rd, 2011 @ 10:38 GMT

animals, bird, pidgeon

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Hipster Jesus

People followed him before Twitter.

Oct 22nd, 2011 @ 21:50 GMT

hipsters, jesus, twitter

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