Create man with foreskin - command him to cut it off.
Unconditional love - with conditions.
I gave you free will - so use it exactly as I command you to.
Create world for humans - 70% salt water.
Accidentaly make humans too smart - they stop believing in me.
Prohibit abortion - cause miscarriages.
Kill millions wth natural disasters - survivors praise you for letting them live.
Jews are my chosen people - lol holocaust.
Hide fossils in ground - troll scientists.