The Spirit Dragon

- Hey, I need you to com over right now. My roomie had an LSD cookie at a party and now he's flipping the fuck out.
- Are you serious? That sounds awesome. I'll be right over!
- Fuck, there you are! He's been in there shouting at hallucinations for hours. What took you?
- Had to make a quick stop at the costume store.
- The what?
- Keeeevviiiiinnn....
- I AM THE SPIRIT DRAGON! AND YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE FORETOLD BY THE ORACLE!!
- QUEST FOR THE 8 HOLY RUNES! SEEK THE SHADOW KING IN HIS CRYSTAL SPIRE! EXCELSIOOORRR!!
- So... is that it? What's gonna happen to him?
- Lol I dunno. C'mon.
- What? Where are we going?
- SPIRIT DRAGON, THIS IS MY DARKEST HOUR! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!!
- This is going to be the best episode of C.O.P.S. ever...